Greg Lance - Watkins (Greg_L-W)
#148* – POLITICAL DOLL SHOP
Posted by Greg Lance - Watkins (Greg_L-W) on 24/11/2008
Clean EUkip up NOW & make UKIP electable!
POLITICAL DOLL SHOP
NOW OPEN
A CLOSE SHAVE DOLL – POSTCARD:
This card shows the last Italian politician to make the trains run on time but he had a close shave with the Pontine Marshes and never had to call police to restore order at his cabinet meetings.
ITALIAN SEX DOLL:
EUkip’s IDEA OF A SEX DOLL:
LABOUR’S Crano Rectally Retentive Doll:
BNP PARTY DOLL:Here are a group of friends of the BNP at a party accessories can be supplied to order.
BNP LEAFLETTING DOLL:Take a leaflet from this doll’s hand and it will shout and 10 Police will turn up to beat you and the doll up – to improve their chances of getting votes.
EUkip MEETING DOLL:If its puppet master pulls its string it calls out and the Police arrive to organise a meeting for it.
TORY WISDOM DOLL:Thinks it is much more intelligent than it is and as ever has its mouth open and never listens – a typical Tory politician.
EUkip EASTERN REGION CLOWN PUPPET:Will cross the entire EU region for the openning of an envelope, a good bullying, a Kangaroo Court or to drum up “False Witness”
EUkip THE DESK:Kick this sad and lonely little desk and it will automatically invent & recite a Biography but unable to give details or paperwork.
Draws stuffed with EUros & old rejected Tory policies.
Bottom draw has a phrase book of legal phrases gor GCSE Law and a catalogue on Spinning and another book How To Bluff Your Way In Politics and one title Speaking At Very Small Meetings.
Regards,
Greg L-W.
01291 – 62 65 62
I SUGGEST – since there is clearly no political party of repute, advocating or campaigning for withdrawal of these United Kingdoms from the EU and restoration of our independent sovereign, democracy, with Justice & the right to self determination in a free country:
Ukip-vs-EUkip 
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