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#148* – POLITICAL DOLL SHOP

Posted by Greg Lance - Watkins (Greg_L-W) on 24/11/2008

#148* – POLITICAL DOLL SHOP

Clean EUkip up NOW & make UKIP electable!

POLITICAL DOLL SHOP
NOW OPEN

A CLOSE SHAVE DOLL – POSTCARD:
This card shows the last Italian politician to make the trains run on time but he had a close shave with the Pontine Marshes and never had to call police to restore order at his cabinet meetings.

ITALIAN SEX DOLL:
This is the well known Italian MEP Alessanda Mussolini – she like most things that come in or from the EU looks good, implies benefits but only available to a very few.

EUkip’s IDEA OF A SEX DOLL:
As with so much from EUkip & The EU – false hope and dishonest – like EUkip’s NEC much ado about nothing, much pointles noise and a failure of delivery.

LABOUR’S Crano Rectally Retentive Doll:
This shows Gordon Brown and his Government’s economic illiteracy as he searches for more to borrow and listens for the echo of the intelligent person who thinks he has a clue what he is doing having incurred £9,111 per second of DEBT for the 11 years he has managed the catastophic British economy.

BNP PARTY DOLL:
Here are a group of friends of the BNP at a party accessories can be supplied to order.

BNP LEAFLETTING DOLL:
Take a leaflet from this doll’s hand and it will shout and 10 Police will turn up to beat you and the doll up – to improve their chances of getting votes.

EUkip MEETING DOLL:
If its puppet master pulls its string it calls out and the Police arrive to organise a meeting for it.

TORY WISDOM DOLL:
Thinks it is much more intelligent than it is and as ever has its mouth open and never listens – a typical Tory politician.

EUkip EASTERN REGION CLOWN PUPPET:
Will cross the entire EU region for the openning of an envelope, a good bullying, a Kangaroo Court or to drum up “False Witness”

EUkip THE DESK:
Kick this sad and lonely little desk and it will automatically invent & recite a Biography but unable to give details or paperwork.
Draws stuffed with EUros & old rejected Tory policies.

Bottom draw has a phrase book of legal phrases gor GCSE Law and a catalogue on Spinning and another book How To Bluff Your Way In Politics and one title Speaking At Very Small Meetings.

Other bottom draw contains an unopenned packet of Durex to look grown up, a toy train, a babies dummy & lots of little scraps of paper which on closer looking are a collection of rejection slips for banal scripts and drinks receipts for buying friends.
POLITICAL REMINDER DOLL:
Politicians should remember the well known fact that the majority of Political carreers end in failure.

Regards,
Greg L-W.
01291 – 62 65 62

I SUGGEST – since there is clearly no political party of repute, advocating or campaigning for withdrawal of these United Kingdoms from the EU and restoration of our independent sovereign, democracy, with Justice & the right to self determination in a free country:

Write Upon Your Ballot Paper:
LEAVE THE EU

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