& NEC is what gives the remaining 10%
a bad name! EUkip FASCIST CONTROLLERS TWITTER ON with DETAILS OF FARAGE’s La ROWE’s EFFORTS TO ‘OBTAIN’ DECLAN GANLEY’S MONEY!!
Tomorrow the world
Meeting Friday 13th March 2009
Venue – A secret location in London
All sycophants and sock puppets
Junius, Greg Lance-Watkins. Basildon Boy and assorted fruit, Jamie. The Pharoah, SteveUKIP.
Chairmans Opening Remarks
Chairman Nuttall announced that membership had risen to 62 million. One billion leaflets had been delivered in the last month, and that was in Bootle alone. He made an appeal for other branches to work as hard as his own.
As a novel fundraising exercise Chairman Nuttall has introduced a range of Shell Suits to the UIP shop to be modelled by Jamie UK and discussions are in an advanced stage to retail these on a wider basis through Scruffy Duffy.
Agreed and approved by the Great Leader (anyone who disagreed was instantly revealed as an evil, racist, fascist, BNP plant and suitably disciplined by a Latvian pole dancer).
Mark reported back that Searchlight had confirmed that anybody not in the Socialist Workers Party is an evil filthy racist BNP plant. The Great Leader thanked him for his hard work and confirmed that from now on all members will be checked to make sure they are members of the Socialist Workers Party. It will be assumed from now on that any member without said membership are evil, filthy, racist BNP plants and this will need to be revealed in a blog (anonymous of course)
4. Forum Update – Bob FM
Bob addressed the meeting with his usual aplomb but raised the issue of repeated name calling on the forum. This included references to his plinth and his truncheon. The Great Leader promised to sort this out for him and said ‘this is why I called this meeting. The days of the Forum are numbered and tomorrow belongs to us’. Bob grovelled his thanks to the Great Leader for his support and apologised that he had to leave early whilst bowing backwards out of the room.
5. The State of UKIP – Nigel Farage
Everybody nodded when Nigel reported that we were on target to get 70 MEPs elected in June. He informed the meeting that on Friday 20th of () the identity of Junius would be exposed. Junius is now regarded as the biggest threat to mainland Britain even above the EU. Therefore the meeting agreed to adopt a reformist agenda, proposed by the Great Leader and seconded by Marta Cristina Barcelona, which was passed sycophantically, er sorry, unanimously. Junius has to be stopped at all costs. Everyone at the meeting nodded in agreement.
June Election Update
Chairman Nuttall confirmed that the Farage Enabling Act had been passed and the members suitably hoodwinked by tales of extremism. The one billion leaflets that had been delivered in his ward alone in the last month would be supplemented by:
A million more members
400 more hoadings
500 new branches
One clo…..osed forum
5 Bob FMs
4 Mick McGoughs
3 Dorset Boys
2 ooh Jamie UKs
And a Pharoah in a Pyramid
(Well the Great Leader got it, you fifth plinthists)
Any other business
Mick McGough asked if the Great Leader could arrange the extermination of Basildon Boy and Sontoran Sammy for dissing the Great Leader. This was agreed by the Great Leader. Mick McGough had to excuse himself from the meeting and left the room bowing and scraping to the great leader.
The level of freedom on the forum was an issue raised by several attendees and all agreed that real freedom of speech was not something that could be tolerated in the real world. Therefore it was agreed a further meeting should take place to discuss methods that could be used to silence dissent.
Date of next meeting: Friday the 13th
Venue: Declan Ganleys Office
Minute Taker: Big Bro
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