Greg Lance - Watkins (Greg_L-W)
Dreaming of his Christmas stockings and what would be in them:
On The First Day of Failure
Young Nigel said to me
Blame all of our problems
On the imagin ary BNP
On The Second Day of Failure
Young Farage said to me
To get ridof Eric Edmond
Call muppet wee Denny
On The Third Day of Failure
Young Nigel said to me
We must expel Doc. Abbott
He’s not one of ‘us’ you see
On The Fourth Day of Failure
Young Farage said to me
Send ALL accounts abroad
Where no-one else can see
On The Fifth Day of Failure
Young Nigel said to me
We must raise more money
To pay the ‘Zuckerman’s Fee’
On The Sixth Day of Failure
Young Farage said to me
Get the odious McGough
To criticise GL-Dubbya’s Lee
On The Seventh Day of Failure
Young Nigel said to me
To get Bannerman appointed
We must fiddle his CV
On The Eighth Day of Failure
Young Farage said to me
Ask Annabelle Fuller
To post West’s Video on TV
On The Ninth Day of Failure
Young Nigel said to me
Divert £150,000 from Wales
To my personal Kitty
On The Tenth Day of Failure
Young Farage said to me
We need more Tory Lord’s
So we can get a seat for ‘ME’
On The Eleventh Day of Failure
Nigel said to me
If we do lose the election
I’ve done a deal with Declan Ganaleee
On The Twelfth Day of Failure
The members said to me
The Party is now Bankrupt
We Need – Farage – A Rope – and TREE
Regards,
Greg L-W.
01291 – 62 65 62
MAY I SUGGEST – since there is no political party of repute advocating or campaigning for withdrawal of these United Kingdoms from the EU and restoration of our independent sovereign democracy, with Justice & the right to self determination in a free country:
Write Upon Your Ballot Paper:
LEAVE THE EU
where embraced in the arms of his heavy tooled leather he will keeo an executive bottom warm and comfortable. When alone he will have a large room with a carpet all of his own and a big pot plant to talk to.
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