Greg Lance - Watkins (Greg_L-W)
How big was that fish Nigel?
Just when you thought Nigel Farage couldn’t get any more deluded.
He just can’t help himself, he’s got one MP who he describes as “borderline autistic” who he can’t agree with on the most basic principles, his party has descended into the realms of absolute farce and he’s been nowhere to be seen for weeks. His sole political point is to blame anything and everything on the EU and migrants, so how could things possibly get any worse for Nigel Farage’s comedy cult of a party?
Well, this self styled patriot of the British people could have taken advantage of a whole series of newsworthy events in order to score political points, but he was probably too busy propping the bar up down the pub to really notice what’s been happening in our country.
In the meantime the north has been flooded, we’re on high level terror alert, there’s the crisis with refugees and there’s the ongoing situation in the Med and in Calais…
So what does Nigel talk about?
Angling.
Yes, you read that right. Our upstanding patriotic mustard panted champion of all things British is in an absolute state of fury over angling.
Catching fish with a rod.
It must be true because it’s in the Daily Express.
Even the most blindly devoted UKIP followers must see this for what it actually is, a man totally devoid of ideas leading a useless party that is destined for the dustbin of oblivion.
Never mind eh Nigel? We’ve heard there’s a vacancy at the EDL, who’d be delighted to have you. Pegida’s probably out of your league, but failing that there’s always Britain First. Doesn’t matter really – you just killed UKIP and we can’t say we’re all that sorry about that.
Nutty Nigel
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